Monday, May 23, 2016

Client from H*ll

After a long while…A not so popular guy called. This is a condensed "telephone transcript".
...

CH: “I called your people, 3 of them, their phones are closed.”

ME: Thinks: I am Number 4 (similar to the movie?  Haha)

CH: “I want to check if you received a letter from the authority, I’ve seen it (describes the letter), but could not remember where I’ve seen it.”

ME: No problem, understood. Let me check with my colleagues.

CH: “I just want to know whether you received it or not. Yes or no. I’m waiting”

ME: Of course, I’ll return your call soonest possible.

...

Checked with my colleagues, and returned his call, confirming that we didn’t receive any letter from the authority regarding the matter.

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The return call:

CH: “How can you not receive the letter?!! You should receive the letter!! Why are all the other terminals saying they did not receive the letter?!!”

ME: The other terminals didn't receive it? Maybe the letter was intended just for you?

CH: “Why would the authority not send you the letter?!”

ME: I wouldn't know, maybe it's directly for you? Maybe you’ve misplaced the letter?

CH: “If I have it, I wouldn’t have asked you!”

ME: Understood, but you said you saw it before, and that means you or your colleagues have received it? I haven’t seen it myself, neither does my colleague. Maybe you can check with your colleagues?

CH: “Hallas! Hallas! If you don’t have it, you don’t have it!”

ME: Yes, I don’t have it. Anyways, in case you found it, can you share it with me?

CH: “NO! Why should I share it with you?!”

ME: But we always share information with you. Might be beneficial for us to find out what’s in the letter as well.

CH: “NO!” – slams down the phone.

Ah. I did not even miss you. In the past, I might have gotten upset with the screaming, yelling, the rudeness and uncouth responses, but at this moment I’m thankful to God (Alhamdulillah) that I manage to keep myself calm.

BR,

WKA
JED, SA

Ahlan Wa Sahlan

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